The police gave him a free night's stay in the clink! Meet Michael Baker, the 20-year old failure at life who siphoned gas from a Jenkins, Kentucky police cruiser, had his eyebrowless girlfriend take a picture, then posted it to his Facebook. You know, to make it easy as possible for the cops to track him down. Come on bro, at least wear a mask next time. Ooooooor paint your face like your girlfriend's. *cop perusing Facebook* Holy shit -- clowns have been stealing our gasoline.
Thanks to Michael, Quint, Nebuchadnosebleeds, abby and Sak, who siphon gas the right way: with a garden hose. Right?! What was this guy using, a crazy straw?
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Ross Hurst, 28, of Scottsdale, Pennsylvania was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after leaving his 4-year old son at home alone sleeping while he went out to play ninja by himself at 1:30 in the morning. Dammit Ross, you know you sho... / Continue →
I'm not gonna lie bro, you wouldn't stand a chance at 'The Most Dangerous Game'.
Some dipshit moron shot a fox and, having not killed it because he sucks at aiming, decided to try beating it to death with the butt of his rifle. Only thing was, the sly fox wasn't having it.
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