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Idiot Moron Siphons Gas From Cop Car, Posts To Facebook, You'll Never Guess What Happened Next!

April 19, 2012 / boy you sure showed them!, bro you are like sooooooooo hardcore, do not pass go, facebook, fail, failure at life, gas, idiot moron, oh hai toughguy!, police, seriously though wtf did that girl do to her eyebrows and why, somebody should really tell her that's not a look that works for her (or anybody), you are under arrest, you did it wrong

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The police gave him a free night's stay in the clink! Meet Michael Baker, the 20-year old failure at life who siphoned gas from a Jenkins, Kentucky police cruiser, had his eyebrowless girlfriend take a picture, then posted it to his Facebook. You know, to make it easy as possible for the cops to track him down. Come on bro, at least wear a mask next time. Ooooooor paint your face like your girlfriend's. *cop perusing Facebook* Holy shit -- clowns have been stealing our gasoline.

Thanks to Michael, Quint, Nebuchadnosebleeds, abby and Sak, who siphon gas the right way: with a garden hose. Right?! What was this guy using, a crazy straw?

There are Comments
  • Samus Marie

    :: facepalm :: for him
    moar bright white eye shadow n thick black coal liner for her please!

  • Davey Richards

    smfh...... *waits for the impending apocalypse to come*

  • Mike Sima

    I was just curious....anyone see the tattoo on him that says 'SanTanna'?
    Maybe I am reading that wrong but if I am not WTF is SanTanna?

  • Audrey Barr

    If you are going to use Southern slang, at least spell it correctly. Ant >< Ain't

  • GrueHunter

    Links are broken.  I click on 'girlfriend' but all I get is pics of a white-faced capuchin monkey with ugly, ugly hands.

  • megarar

    No need for the eyebrowless comments....that's just mean.  (Some people have that as an actual condition you know...)

  •  Michael went from being "in a relationship" to "single."

  • stickyarmadillo

    His girlfriend just dumped his butt 45 min ago, status went from relation to single on her facebook wall. This should conclude this guys fail week nicely

  • JadedIcon

    Wow, you weren't kidding about his GF.

  • proteon nine

    What happened next, hmmm.  He went and had his Dali Star Wars tattoo touched up?

  • If you're going to do something like this...at least wear a mask & use a larger tube! *sigh*  Kids these days are just getting less clever. They do not think before performing the prank.

  • My eyes hurt reading his profile. SOOOO many typos but then again he brags about being a coal miner and living in a trailer (pics included!) 

  • Christ, his and her friends list looks like a casting call for Trailer Park Boys

  • the guys facebook cover image thing is fucking retarded...

  • Arnkell Jónsson

    Don't love me for who i ant?

    whuut

  • I know!  My inner troll is dying to be set loose on this guy.

  • Waaaaaay ahead ya.

  • Taylor Rowland

    agreed. i'm glad i don't know anyone like this.

  • Forrest:  Stupid is as stupid does, Ma'am.

    Bubba's Mother:  I guess...

    Shortwave Industries:  We have a cure for the Stupid Virus... we hope.

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