I Need A Yoplait IV, STAT!: Yogurt May Make Balls Grow
According to a recent study by scientists at MIT, mice fed yogurt grew more luxuriant fur and larger testicles compared to those who ate normal mouse food or the equivalent of mouse fast-food. Haha, and you all laughed at me for eating Activia to keep me regular!
First, the scientists noticed that the yogurt-eating mice were incredibly shiny. Using both traditional histology techniques and cosmetic rating scales, the researchers showed that these animals had 10 times the active follicle density of other mice, resulting in luxuriantly silky fur.
Then the researchers spotted something particular about the males: they projected their testes outward, which endowed them with a certain "mouse swagger," Erdman says. On measuring the males, they found that the testicles of the yogurt consumers were about 5 percent heavier than those of mice fed typical diets alone and around 15 percent heavier than those of junk-eating males.
No clue if the same results could be applied to humans, but you better believe there's one blogger who plans on finding out. *spooning entire cup into mouth* "Um, GW? That's sour cream." But it's SOOOOOO much better! *balls shriveling up like raisins*
Thanks to Ducan, who heard cottage cheese is the REAL secret to male enhancement.