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Girl Pole Dancing To Portal 2's 'Want You Gone'

April 3, 2012 / dancing, different strokes for different folks, exercise, freestyle, no singles for you this is beer money!, oh man i've worked the pole before, one time i tried spinning on a lightpole but then lost my grip and fell off the curb onto a car, portal, song, spinning, sure why not, these beats are soooo fresh!, video, viral, working the pole

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This is a video of a girl in her dorm room (I miss bunk-beds!) freestyle pole-dancing (I prefer to think of it as pole-exercising so it doesn't have such a strippy connotation) to Portal 2's ending credits jam, 'Want You Gone'. That's it -- a girl dancing to a song from a video game. Sorry, the internet's been about as fruitful as the f***ing Sahara for like a week now and I'm left drawing a blank. "That's a penis." I'M DOODLING PEENORS, YOU GET THE POINT.

Hit the jump for the OMG -- imagine the pole-dancing possibilities you could perform WITH PORTALS.

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Thanks to Rich, who only pole dances to the oldies because...I don't know why. Maybe he's hoping to score a gig at the old folk's home. Yeah -- milk those skin-bags out of their retirements!

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There are Comments

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  • n11

    Nice! 

  • I'm a woman that works in professional game development. I think this is just awesome. She's in great shape, and it's really showing off her athleticism. Look at her leg muscles! I run for hours on end to get that same definition - maybe I should get a pole. ^^

    I also have to say to the commenters, women in gaming as only sex objects for guys is a really outdated stereotype. She's showing off a quirky skill in a really geeky way - and I think that is all kinds of great. It's kind of not about you. 

  • I liked it, thought it was beautiful.  :)

  • Not a bunk bed...Bed risers and howd she get by with adding a pole in the dorm...

  • I hope this becomes a thing.

  • Mandy86

    I don't get it. She's obviously very athletic and talented - why not do this for something like gymnastics? I bet she'd be amazing at it, and it's a million times less degrading.

  • Shaun9lives

    Is she wearing 6" clear plastic heals and a thong?  Is she dry humping the pole like a horny marmoset if front of a bunch sleazy middle-aged men, faux-thugs, and douche bags? Is she taking her clothes off?

    Then what exactly is degrading? 

    Pole dancing has become a pretty popular exercise technique.  Judging from her body, and from some of the moves that must require remarkable core strength, it appears to work.

  •  The question is....why is it not degrading damnit....

  • chumpchkin

     Why do you think it's degrading?

  • Joe Ryburn

    Am I the only person that finds the way she does it oddly tasteful?

  • chumpchkin

     Thanks!

  • Ninja_Cricket

     Thanks? In that you in the video?

  • chumpchkin

     Yes, it is. Hello.

  • Ninja_Cricket

     Hello and nice video, well done.

  • Least sexy stripper dance ever.

  • JimmyThr

    Walk into the dorm of a girl that has a stripper pole installed, boner, starts to strip to something extremely nerdy...BLOOD...PENIS...WORDS...

  • twenty1thirteen

    No heels= NOT POLE DANCING.

  • They make dorms with stripper poles now? Time to go back to school!

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