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Gah, SO CLOSE!: Texting Man Almost Walks Into Bear

April 10, 2012 / animals, bear, getting mauled by a bear, haha!, i fought a bear once but i've agreed not to talk about to protect his reputation, oh man you almost went out like the grizzly man did, smooth, so close!, texting, this video was soooooo close to being so much better, viral, wildlife

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This is a video of a bear running around in a California neighborhood being filmed by a news helicopter when some guy who's texting almost walks right into the thing. I kinda wish he would have. Is that wrong of me? Because I don't feel like it is. If you walk around so oblivious that you don't notice a giant bear in front of you eventually you ARE going to walk into traffic. At least this would have sort of a gladiator feel to it. TWO BEASTS ENTER, ONLY ONE LEAVES. Who will win, the bear, or the man with the cell ph-- okaaaaay, we didn't even have time to place bets.

Hit the jump for the WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

Open Post: Hosted By An Anti-Texting And Walking PSA [dlisted]

Thanks to Yogi (I approve) and Jillian, who text the old fashioned way: just calling.

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There are Comments

  • What happened did the bear eat the guy? Did it eat the phone ? or they started tweeting together ?

  • F☆.｡.:* you tribune! Triple F☆.｡.:*･ﾟing you!

  • WTF?  The Tribune can eat a dick.

  • a copyright claim? The copyright of what? bears?

  • The_Happy_Jackass

    Video removed due to copyright claim....

  • video is down

  • Guest

    So the moral of this video is folks: Don't get glued to that screen or you'll encounter something you won't like...like a hungry bear.

  • he was barley luck to get away

  • bryson lindy

    I hate oblivious texters as much as the next guy, but in the defence of the person in this video, he was in his own backyard lol. I don't think I am alone in thinking that 10 feet outside my house is a safe texting zone.

  • Azariel_z

    Did he spill some soup on his bowl???

    If you know what i mean....

  • At first I thought this said "A man almost walks into a bar." I was like damn geekologie has sunk low.

  • @facebook-100003556603767:disqus  were you doing the "Bitch Please" face when you commented?

  • Christopher Vazquez

    that news for you they show u how to laugh at this man trying to make sure he lives  fuck the the new the net knows depending where it gets the info this is bull but hey laugh all u want

  • what were they going to do crash the chopper into it lol and he got away pretty quick

  • Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

  • First. Also what a woman. Bears aren't scary.

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