This is a video of a bear running around in a California neighborhood being filmed by a news helicopter when some guy who's texting almost walks right into the thing. I kinda wish he would have. Is that wrong of me? Because I don't feel like it is. If you walk around so oblivious that you don't notice a giant bear in front of you eventually you ARE going to walk into traffic. At least this would have sort of a gladiator feel to it. TWO BEASTS ENTER, ONLY ONE LEAVES. Who will win, the bear, or the man with the cell ph-- okaaaaay, we didn't even have time to place bets.
Hit the jump for the WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
Thanks to Yogi (I approve) and Jillian, who text the old fashioned way: just calling.