Because it's Friday afternoon, I'm already three-and-a-half beers cleverer, and the internet is starting to dry up like a an earthworm on the sidewalk the day after it rains, here's a giant functional NES controller coffee table built by The Bohemian Workbench. It's made from maple, mahogany and walnut and available for $3,500, which is $3,500 more than I have in my giant wooden NES controller coffee table fund. Get it? Because the fund doesn't exist. I do put a dollar in my Anger Jar though every time somebody pisses me off and I have to yell at them. When it gets full I'm count up all the money and buy a knife.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the seller's Etsy store.
Thanks to beebs, who can mash my buttons all day long, if you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? I'm talking about tweaking my nips like they're little radio dials.