Frozen 'Soft Serve' Beer Foam Keeps Your Beer Cold

Japanese brewer Kirin has just introduced Ichiban Shibori Frozen Draft, a brew with a soft-serve dollop of frozen beer foam on top to keep all the liquid below nice and cool. The machine responsible, which will be released in Japan next month, works by frothing a mixture of beer and air, then flash-freezing it to 23-degrees Fahrenheit and extruding it out like the ice-cream machine at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Mmmm, I'm gonna go puke in the bathroom to make room for more crab legs!
Unfortunately, there's no way to drink the beer without sticking your nose in the frozen slush every time. And, I don't know about you, but I only like sticking my nose in one thing. "Worn panties?" What?! NO -- other peoples' business. I heard Mary slept with a guy she met on the internet on the first date and now he won't respond to her emails!
Hit the jump for a brief video demo.
Frozen beer foam keeps your brew constantly chilled [dvice]
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