NEEDS MORE RED PEPPER FLAKES.
This is a child posing with a werewolf face shaped pizza in what appears to be the stock room of a restaurant. YOU'LL EAT IN THE BACK WITH THE RATS, BOY. I'm not sure what happened to the werewolf's bottom fang, but my guess is got dipped in some f***ing ranch and eaten. Mmmm, love me some ranch. Love me some blue cheese too. Truthfully, I could go on all day about the dipping sauces that tickle my fancy, but this isn't a food blog. It's a penis one.
Thanks to killahertz, who agrees they should have filled the mouth with marinara.
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Great, now I'm jealous my oven coil doesn't glow pink.
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