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DAMMIT GEORGE: 'I'm Han Solo' On Star Wars Kinect

April 3, 2012 / bottom of the barrel, dammit george, i'm burning my han solo bedsheets in a trashcan even as i type this, oh hell no, pure unadulterated sadness, so it's come to this, that's it i'm breaking my kinect, video, video games, who the f*** approved this?, wtf did i just watch, xbox, you suck george!

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This is a video of Han Solo performing his intergalactic suckfest 'I'm Han Solo' on the XBox's Star Wars Kinect. It sucks so hard I almost choked on my yogurt, which is near impossible. You just have to see it to believe it, then I encourage you all to write George Lucas a nasty letter. Something like, hey bro, here's to getting teabagged by Jabba for all eternity -- in the belly of a sarlaac! "Wow GW, you really went there." In my own letter I went even further.

Hit the jump for the original version (which does include a Lando Calrissian hip-thrust I want to learn) and the inevitable 'Harrison Ford playing the game' version, along with a Princess Leia song that also sucked just as hard.

The Horror, and the Glory, of Kinect Star Wars' Dancing Game [kotaku]
and
Harrison Ford Plays Star Wars Kinect [toplessrobot]

Thanks to Genevieve, Jeff, reaza, Karsten, Sad Panda and Bruce, who were saddened to discover popular music sucked just as bad a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

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  • Charles Noland

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!

  • cuthbert51

    Gotta disagree, man. Lobot is in it. THAT"s a system seller right there.

    As for the Ford video, always impressive to see him play a Kinect motion-control game with a Playstation 3 controller.

  • WHY, WHY, WHY,  Make the BAD MAN STOP!!!!!

  • God dammit why would someone think this is a good idea?

  • I don't find it terrible but never could play it..Would be laughing too hard xD 

  • Wish I could unwatch Harrison Ford trying to find nice things to say about this sad sad defilement of my youth...

  • drumbstick

    Have a cry losers. lol. This article is for people with no lives who are virgins.

  • cuthbert51

    So glad you read it, then....

  • WHAT HAS GORGE LUCAS DONE!?!?!?!??!?!

  • I thought April`s Fool was yesterday?

  • dafuq did i just watch?

  • HAHAHAHHAHA

  • MeggyMonster

    And this didn't win best game of the year whhh-y?  

  • cuthbert51

    Because it hasn't been eligible? 

    Hard to imagine a game released in April 2012 being named "game of the year" in April 2012 for either 2011 or 2012... 

    I know that isn't your point, but come on...

  • So does this mean Crazy George will be doing another re-release with the dance routine included?

  • cuthbert51

    Even worse. The next re-release will have Kinect-connected theaters. Audiences themselves will control the scene when added.

  • Em

    This will be remembered as the exact moment when being a Star Wars fan started to be even more embarassing than being a Trekkie. 

  • Trevmo

    I still don't get the whole Sarlaac-threat. It "sounds" ominous that you'd be slowly digested over thousands of years but doesn't that really mean that the digestive juices are less corrosive than air? Unless you give up, you'll be able to raise a family that will be able to climb out on a ladder made of bones in a few generations and avenge your pleasant death from old age. 

  • RareAwesomeman

     dear god...its so obvious

  • BMan56

    I'm so happy that it's over. The pain is gone now.

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