This is a video of Han Solo performing his intergalactic suckfest 'I'm Han Solo' on the XBox's Star Wars Kinect. It sucks so hard I almost choked on my yogurt, which is near impossible. You just have to see it to believe it, then I encourage you all to write George Lucas a nasty letter. Something like, hey bro, here's to getting teabagged by Jabba for all eternity -- in the belly of a sarlaac! "Wow GW, you really went there." In my own letter I went even further.
Hit the jump for the original version (which does include a Lando Calrissian hip-thrust I want to learn) and the inevitable 'Harrison Ford playing the game' version, along with a Princess Leia song that also sucked just as hard.
The Horror, and the Glory, of Kinect Star Wars' Dancing Game [kotaku]
Harrison Ford Plays Star Wars Kinect [toplessrobot]
Thanks to Genevieve, Jeff, reaza, Karsten, Sad Panda and Bruce, who were saddened to discover popular music sucked just as bad a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.