Slow motion: it's probably my favorite motion to watch things in unless x-ray vision counts in which case hands down I will choose nips every single time. This is a video of a guy breaking delicate things (china, eggs, glasses) with marbles launched from a slingshot. I dunno, I guess some people just really like breaking things. Me? I like creating things. "Penis jokes don't count." I'm talentless and I'm coming to grips with that.
Hit the jump for a video that, in the process of destroying things, made something beautiful in itself. "Deep, GW." I may have accidentally spread my roommate's weed butter on my toast this morning.
Demolishing a Tea Party in Super Slow Motion [laughingsquid]
Thanks to Joann, who likes to break things in fast forward because it hurts less, like yanking off a band-aid. Oh man, one time I tore off a band-aid real quick but like, I guess I had put part of the sticky part over the scab and it ripped the whole thing off. Then bled. I licked it.
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He's So Cool!: The Best 'Guy Dancing To Michael Jackson While Making Cotton Candy' Video You'll Ever SeeThis is a video of a guy dancing to Michael Jackson while making cotton candy. He...is a pro. I thought the guy who always makes my burritos at the local Taco Bell was good at what he does, but he never dances. This guy dances. It's mesmerizing. And if you think I'm joking... / Continue →
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