Bloom Chips: The Future Of Pringle Can Technology
Who eats paper chips?!
This is the conceptual Bloom Chip potato chip container. It may look like a regular-ass Pringles can, but when the paper band is removed, oh boy, it BLOOMS into a shape that makes the chips more easily accessible. Granted it would only be practical for single-serving cans because otherwise when you try folding it back up it'll crush the shit out of your chips and you're gonna wind up with nothing but chip fragments. *punching laptop* I F***ING HATE CHIP FRAGMENTS. And if it is only useful for single serving cans you don't need something that blooms because those cans are already small enough to fit your fingers all the way to the bottom of. Besides, what good is a Pringles can you can't wear as an aboriginal penis gourd when you're finished? SPOILER: worthless.
Thanks to Luke, who told me Pringles taste like ass. And you know what? He was right.
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