This is a 6-foot, 10-inch papercraft Samus Aran sculpture made from nothing but paper, glue and patience by skilled paper folder IAmThatOneGuy. Me? IAmNOTThatOneGuy. As a matter of fact, you and I haven't even met before. And if the cops show up I was never here and I DEFINITELY didn't leave traveling west on a scooter. I dunno, tell them I ducked into a sewer with a Ninja Turtle or something. But not Donatello -- one of the cool ones.
Hit the jump for some closeups and full-body shots.
Thanks to Mark, who claims he partied with the Ninja Turtles once but I suspect it was just the Battletoads but he wants to seem cooler than he actually is.