Granted it's a game specifically designed for you to compete against your cat (or a stray that hisses and tries to bite you if you touch it!), but it's not like the cats came up with it or anything. Created by Friskies and debuted at SXSW, 'You Vs. Cat' is a game you play against your little feline friends. Or, if you don't have a cat, your dog. Your dog will suck though. Your fish? They will just die. Your roommate? He'll just download the 'How to Always Win at You Vs. Your Cat App' and cheat his face off because he's a jerk. Based on the people who have competed against Buddy (above) so far at the convention, the cats are smoking humans 2,091 to 1,250. Me? I'm smoking banana peels because my friend told me they'd get me high. "GW? Those are banana chips." Whole Foods' bananas were all green!
Hit the jump for a shot of Buddy being all braggy and the current scoreboard, but no word on what gameplay actually consists of (but my guess is being willing to lick your own ass).
Thanks to cardbrad, who you may or may yes be able to ship stuff in. Like, I dunno, balloons full of drugs.