In much, MUCH sadder food news, here's what a pizza cooked for 13 hours looks like. I assume it was cooked at low heat because I have definitely forgotten about pizzas in the oven before and eventually they DO catch fire. That's how you know they're done! *burns roof of mouth* Hot -- HOT! "It's still on fire, dipshit." I thought those were cheese vapors.
Pizza Cooked For 13 Hours [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Babushka, who makes the best pizza ever. I'm talking so good you don't even mind getting some in your hair when you're eating it.