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Up-Close Look At Black-Bunned Darth Vader Burger

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These are some shot of European fast-food chain Quick's black-bunned Darth Vader burger. As you can see, it doesn't look like complete shit, unlike the garbo Burger King always serves. You show me someone at BK who can assemble a burger that looks even REMOTELY like what it's supposed to and I'll show you an ALTERNATE F***ING REALITY. That said, I'm sure most of you here would probably be willing to choke this thing down. Me? I only like to eat-- "WIENEEEEERRS!" Wieners apparently.

Hit the jump for a bunch more of the future TP wipe from your dark side.

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A Closer Look At France's "Dark Vader Burger" [buzzfeed]

Thanks to bb and Terry, one of which would happily eat three of these in a single sitting while the other one and I watched in horror and begged him to stop.

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There are Comments
  • WTFITSAY

    I am surprised that NOBODY has pointed out the fact that it is DARTH VADER, not DARK VADOR.
    OI VAY!

  • Apparently, it is because Darth is Dark in France. It definitely gets lost in translation.

  • lorobird

    BONJOUR JE SUIS LE DARK VADOR

  • Guest

    That is one pretty patty. :D

  • Nico Oken

    An original and good burger!
    Lucky to taste it, I hope it will strike back.

  • Ysgymunbeth Ffrangeg ac mae eu byrgyrs rhyfedd!

  • More like a...fur burger.

  • n_a_a_s

    Si tu savais le pouvoir du côté obscur!

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Cela serait intéressant d'avoir ce burger au Canada...

  • Asperflux

    Long last the Robots!

    I eat that

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