This Is Why You're Fat: 24-Hour Cupcake ATM

March 1, 2012


Sprinkles, an upscale Cupcake bakery, is opening a 24-hour ATM at their Beverly Hills location (WHICH I WILL VISIT AND REVIEW) that will serve cupcakes, cupcake mixes, dog cupcakes (cupcakes for dogs not made WITH dogs), ice cream and apparel 24-hours a day. Need a red velvet cupcake at 3AM? Your boyfriend just broke up with you! Also, it's not actually an ATM, it's an automat, so after you touch-screen your order there's gonna be a person behind the thing pushing your food through. I know, not as cool. Still, if it's between late-night cupcakes or taquitos and a Slurpee from 7-11, I'd definitely..."Taquitos, hands down -- plus they sell dong bags behind the counter." AHAHAHAHAHA -- Don Juan, ladies and gentlemen!

Behold, the world's first cupcake ATM [dvice]
24-Hour Sprinkes' Facebook Page

Thanks to Elizabeth and FNC, who get their cupcake fix at 3AM like normal people: with a tub of Betty Crocker frosting and a spoon.

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  • Sarah Elaine Weeks

    how do i mass order the jalepeno and cheese taquitos from 7-11? i'm PCS'ing out of california back to mississippi and we dont have them there, and quite frankly @ 104lbs, i will perish with out

  • Michael Adrian

    how is that not just a vending machine?

  • Guest

    Cupcakes as currency? Sounds good...nah just joking.
    This is a nifty idea for a food dispensing machine. However I'm more of a
    muffin person.

  • Brony_Powah

    No Muffin ? That's racist ! >_<

    BTW, why there is an Italian flag on the wall behind it ?

  • KaL

    Damn I miss Automats

  • I don't care if it's a person or machine giving me the cupcake. Just give me the cupcake! *Runs off to find cupcake ATM*

  • flyingmonkey456

    The machine looks like the face I make when I see cupcakes.

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