The Subwing: Get Dragged Underwater Behind A Boat
Ever wanted to be pulled underwater behind a slow-moving boat? I know, it's pretty low on my bucket list too. There, but low. Enter the Subwing, the latest in extreme watersports technology that allows you to do barrel rolls and...that's pretty much it, all while holding your breath and being dragged behind a boat. Who knows, maybe you'll get wedged in a coral reef and make some new friends...IN THE AFTERLIFE. Mwahahahahahaha! But seriously, my buddy Tyson and I invented this like 20 years ago. We were both riding in the same innertube, and we decided on the count of three we'd both roll off separate sides, get dragged in the water for a bit, then climb back on the tube. Well, our swim trunks shot right off and by the time we realized it they were like 200 yards away. Little fish tried to swim in my pee-hole.
Hit the jump for a product demo.
Thanks to Alex, who doesn't want to be dragged underwater by anything but a mermaid with titties the size of Ursula's.