Pizza Under The Stars: Camping Oven/Stove Combo
God, whatever happened to starting a good old fashioned campfire then drawing straws to see who you're gonna cannibalize?
This is the $250 Coleman Signature Outdoor Gear Portable Propane Stove/Oven. It was designed so you can still cook your pizza/hot wings/tater tots after the microwave you brought drains your car battery. Yay -- we're roughing it! Now somebody inflate the portable hot-tub.
Two full-size appliances in one, the compact Propane Oven/Stove combo delivers ultraportable cooking versatility from the campsite to the backyard barbecue. The unit uses a disposable 1-lb. propane cylinder (not included), or it can be adapted to use a 20-lb. cylinder for increased cooking time. Two 5,300-BTU burners, fired by the matchless igniter, cook evenly and efficiently with PerfectFlow™ pressure regulation. The large oven bakes up to a 12" pizza, holds a standard 9" x 13" baking pan and produces 3,000 BTU of raw cooking power.
Did you hear that? 3,000 BTU of RAW COOKING POWER. And speaking of raw cooking power -- what's the ruling on eating uncooked sausages? I only ask because it feels like my asshole is about to come off.
Thanks to R-Man, who camps the old fashioned way: constantly terrified of forest spirits killing him in his sleep.