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Pikachu Ballgown/Dress/Apron/Pinafore Thingy

March 30, 2012 in characters, different strokes for different folks, dress, i don't feel so hot, i would wear that and i would dust my apartment in it and bend over real far and then yell at the dogs when they look at my butt, pikachu, pokemon, sure why not, why can't it be saturday, wtf is a pinafore?

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So I drank over 10,000 drinks last night to celebrate 10,000 articles and I'm gonna be honest with you: I don't feel so hot. Case in point: this Cthulhu ballgown/dress/apron/pinafore thingy. "You said Cthulhu." I say a lot of things I don't mean. This is a pinafore, which I didn't know what was until today, and it's kind of a dress topper. You wear it over a dress. Think of it like a swimsuit cover-up, but one you're not afraid to take off because people will see your fat rolls. There's no back though so if you sport it without a dress people will see your underwear if you remembered to wear them. I don't care, that's your cross to bear. "WTF are you talking about?" I'm going to vomit.

Hit the jump for a couple a shot of the back. SPOILER: blue mannequin asscheeks.

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How About a Pikachu Pokemon Pinafore For Prom? [fashionablygeek]

Thanks to liz g., who wore a Charizard pinafore to prom and was the Beedrill of the ball.

There are Comments.
  • Panzimar

    almost there, Katy Perry's seamstress just has to have it altered for a bit more boob roomage, and a lot more ass showage.

  • wow, toally read this at 500 am in the morning while still a little drunk... aaaannndddd it made total sense. Congrats on the 10,000 posts. That's pretty super

  • I choose YOU --for this dance.

  • I don't even like Pokemon but I want one.
    Why do I covet this?

  • n_a_a_s

     I'm dissappointed AG, bjork wouldn't even wear this eyesore of failed garmentry  under the influence

  • And yet I still want it.
    HELP ME!

  • Super8ten

    Only God can help you

  • Haha! You're funny.

  • I clicked this article just so I could see the blue ass cheeks

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