So I drank over 10,000 drinks last night to celebrate 10,000 articles and I'm gonna be honest with you: I don't feel so hot. Case in point: this Cthulhu ballgown/dress/apron/pinafore thingy. "You said Cthulhu." I say a lot of things I don't mean. This is a pinafore, which I didn't know what was until today, and it's kind of a dress topper. You wear it over a dress. Think of it like a swimsuit cover-up, but one you're not afraid to take off because people will see your fat rolls. There's no back though so if you sport it without a dress people will see your underwear if you remembered to wear them. I don't care, that's your cross to bear. "WTF are you talking about?" I'm going to vomit.
Hit the jump for a couple a shot of the back. SPOILER: blue mannequin asscheeks.
Thanks to liz g., who wore a Charizard pinafore to prom and was the Beedrill of the ball.