Once You Go Black...

Sorry for the delay on darkening up the site. The vibe we got from you guys was that having to click a button was too annoying and most of you would rather the site just default to black. As such, we decided to just scrap the white altogether. And if we were going to only have a black site, we wanted to at least do it right (hence the delay). Anyways, you guys can go ahead and take off your sunglasses now and take a look around. If the page looks funny, just hit refresh a couple of times. And if that doesn't fix it, upgrade your browser. And if that doesn't fix it, buy a new computer. Because clearly it's not our fault. We don't make mistakes. We're perfect. And handsome. And girls with big boobs love us.
NOTE: But really, if something is broken let us know about it.
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Some of you guys are experiencing a T-Mobile ad that's hovering in the middle of the page, where it's not supposed to be. There's a problem with the ad and we're not sure why it's displaying like that, but if you're getting it, just hit refresh. The ad goes away and we get one ... / Continue →
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We thought maybe because there was less white your eyes would be able to withstand the brightness of your monitors, but apparently your corneas are even thinner than we imagined. Well fear not, cave-dwelling readers, we're working on a black option which we'll hopefully have ro... / Continue →
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We've gotten a few people mentioning that they've received a virus warning when visiting the site today. We had our tech guys take a look at the problem (ie: they poked the servers with a stick for about an hour) and long story short, we're not entirely sure why it happened, but ... / Continue →

