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It Was Only A Matter Of Time (Read: Three Whole Days): Slow-Motion Destruction Of New iPad With Gunfire

March 19, 2012 / apple, bullets, destroying things, destruction, did you hear that? that was the sound of a fanboy boner shriveling up inside of a person, guns, i'm not sure how i feel about this, ipad, money down the drain, now drop a big rock on it like piggy in lord of the flies!, now stab it with a f***ing ninja sword!, of course they did, pew pew pew, shooting things, video

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Because the new iPad came out last week, here's the requisite video of one getting destroyed by gunfire in slow motion. Dude starts off with an HK53 assault rifle, then, after that fails to do an acceptable amount of damage for his taste, finishes the the thing off with a Benelli shotgun shooting specialty ammo I never knew existed (little metal darts and bolo balls). I don't know about you, but if I had the option I wouldn't want to get shot with ANY of those. Thank God we weren't born iPads, amirite? "I'm an iPhone 5." Haha -- you are F***ED.

Hit the jump for the I don't even have an old one and these people are shooting new ones. It ain't right!

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Thanks to John, who I'm pretty sure had something to do with the video but wouldn't admit it for fear of fanboy aggression. Jk jk -- Apple fanboy aggression isn't anything to be afraid of.

There are Comments
  • Julian

    Why do iPad and assault riffle to fight? Is this just for entertainment? Thanks for the answer. But this news is interesting it caught my eye. Creative work. Thanks for sharing.

  • yep. really uh, really could have used that.

  • Max Baldwin

    I think I saw the quad-core processor come flying out of the back. Oooooo wait! It doesn't have a quad-core processor. #asustransformerwin

  • SHOUTING

    Shame he used the Benelli so close that none of the projectiles had a chance to spread. May as well just have shot a blank at it and let the wad do the work.

  • Spending that Google money.

  • Guest

    Darts as bullets -- it's like a Nerf gun made for an adult. :D

  • proteon nine

    They bought it, shot it, filmed it and uploaded it and you polished it for your mantle.  And they say journalism isn't dead.

  • Knowing very little about guns and ammunition, I thought the dart and bola rounds were really cool!

  • YAY SOMETHING NEW!! ... oh. :'( false alarm everyone.

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