In Your Face, Internet!: My 10,000th Geekologie Article
TEN. F***ING. THOUSAND.
My 10,000th Geekologie article -- I never though the day would come, and yet, here we are. Can you believe it? Of course you can't, you tell me I'm a different writer every month. And you're wrong. From August 7th, 2007 I've written my fingers to the bone, fueled by nothing but booze, dinolust and a visceral hatred of robots. TEN THOUSAND ARTICLES. And not just one-liners, no-liners or "this is this, this is how much it costs, this is where you can get it" articles either -- I've had to talk about my peenor (and yours!) SEVERAL TIMES. It hasn't been easy. Jesus, do you know how many jokes I've written? "Forty?" Probably closer to 30, but you're being sweet to me on my special day, I get it.
Thanks to everyone who made this journey possible -- Anticlown Media for giving me the opportunity to write in the first place (then letting me run rampant across the internet trailing toilet paper), all the friends and fellow writers/bloggers I've met along the way, one very, VERY special little lady, and you, the reader. So where will the road take us from here? No clue, but hopefully there's a cool bar along the way. You get the first round.
All the best,
Your Geekologie Writer