I See You Back There!: Cyclops Back-Of-The-Head Haircut
This is a giant cyclops eye made in the back of a lady's hair. It's awesome and makes me wish I had hair so I could do things like this. "Maybe it's a wig." It makes me wish I had wigs so I could do things like this. "You can buy wigs." It made me wish I had money so I could go buy wings and do things like this. "You said wings." I'M GONNA FLY TO THE MOOOOOOOON.
Giant Cyclops Eyeball Hairdo for the Back of Your Head Vision [obviouswinner]
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who cut a ping-pong ball in half and then drew little pupils on them and glued them to the back of his head and looks f***ing ridiculous.