Hell On Earth, Or, As The World Burns: Globe Fire Pit
This is the $1,700 'Third Rock' fire pit. It's a fire pit that looks like earth. It'll look great in my top-secret underground lair where I will contemplate my plans to make the whole world burn burn while watching a miniature version do just that. "Um, GW? I'm pretty sure that makes you a terrorist." Oh shi-shi. Abort post -- ABORT POST. *accidentally pushes red 'PUBLISH' button* OH NO. Quick secretary, burn all my important documents! *throwing voice* "Yes sir, Mr. GW! Right away, Mr. GW!" *dumping comics into fire pit*
Hit the jump for some closeups of the yes! YES! YEEESSSSSSSSS!
Thanks to lindsay, who doesn't want to sit back and watch the world burn because she still has faith in humanity. *tussling hair* That's cute.