This is the $1,700 'Third Rock' fire pit. It's a fire pit that looks like earth. It'll look great in my top-secret underground lair where I will contemplate my plans to make the whole world burn burn while watching a miniature version do just that. "Um, GW? I'm pretty sure that makes you a terrorist." Oh shi-shi. Abort post -- ABORT POST. *accidentally pushes red 'PUBLISH' button* OH NO. Quick secretary, burn all my important documents! *throwing voice* "Yes sir, Mr. GW! Right away, Mr. GW!" *dumping comics into fire pit*
Hit the jump for some closeups of the yes! YES! YEEESSSSSSSSS!
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Planet Earth Sculptural Fire Pit [laughingsquid]
Thanks to lindsay, who doesn't want to sit back and watch the world burn because she still has faith in humanity. *tussling hair* That's cute.
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Yaaaar -- set sail for smores!
That...is a nice setup. To the right of the ship you can even see some swords for roasting hot dogs/marshmallows/squirrels. So yeah, this pirate ship fire pit: you want it, I want it, let's go steal it. Then we can alternate ownership on weeke... / Continue →