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Can I Pay In Installments?: Badass Hunting Wheelchair

March 9, 2012 / badass, count me in, did i mention they come in all colors?!, disabled, handicapped, hunting, i killed a deer! now...i'm gonna drag the carcass back to my van, is there a layaway option?, lookin' good, my ass is never leaving, oh man this thing needs a bathroom attachment and the ability to climb into the bathtub and i would never leave, the camo helps, transportation, treaded, video, wheelchair, would review

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Inb4 where the f*** is the beer cooler attachment?

This is the $9,300 Action Trackchair, a motorized wheelchair trackchair made for hunting that has a wheelie bar in the back so you don't do backflips shooting at bears with a cannon. I must have one. The chair can reach breakneck speeds of up to 5MPH over outdoors-y terrain and includes options like headlights, gun-racks/mounts, and a place to rest your fishing pole. No word if they fit on those little wheelchair elevators they installed on all the city buses, but you better believe I'm gonna start a letter-writing campaign if they don't. Ooooor just get towed behind like a water skier.

Hit the jump for a 10-minute infomercial-y thing.

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Most Badass Wheelchair We've Ever Seen: Action Trackchair [wired]

Thanks to Woulfe, whose name might be even more badass than this wheelchair.

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There are Comments
  • cabbo

    Locke's going on his spirit walk.

  • None of us would be here today unless our ancestors had known how to hunt. In some places in the world, hunting is still required for survival. Even if you are a vegetarian, you owe your life to your hunter gatherer ancestors.

  • That dude's story is depressing as fuck.

  • "Badass Hunting Wheelchair" ... it'd sell better if that's what it was called.

  • Guest

    This is a pretty sweet idea for the wheel chair's design.  It's like riding in a tiny military tank.

  • n_a_a_s

    "...... so you don't do backflips shooting at bears with a cannon" hahahaha

    missing components:
    flat screen tv/gaming console
    detachable cooler as well as beer holder (gw)
    laser guided missile launcher
    bikini girl to dance on your lap
    rolling papers

  • You have to upgrade to the platinum package to get all those features.

  • Hunting is for faggots ! Don´t matter if you are in a Wheel Chair!

  • +2 points for hating hunting, -5 for using gays as insult...

  • True that ,  my  bad

  • I move for a full internet pardon based upon the above acknowledgment and repentance.

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