WTF Happened To You?: Griffon's Leaf-Nose Bat
This is Griffon's Leaf-Nose bat of Vietnam. Now, I know what you're thinking. "That its nose looks like a vagina?" WHAT -- NO! I don't know what nudie magazines you're buying but they are the WRONG ONES. *shivers* Great, now you made me lose me train of thought. *chugga chugga, chugga chugga -- CHOO CHOO!* Haha, there it is -- all aboard! Nobody's really sure why the bat's shnoz looks like this, but scientists suspect it has something to do with a heightened sense of echolocation. Me? I suspect it has something to do with making sure they only find TRUE love.
Hit the jump for a black and white style mugshots. Also, R.I.P. SPACEBAT -- GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN.
Thanks to Brendan, who said if he were born as one of those bats he'd wear one of those red clown noses. Shit, or any other nose for that matter.