Inb4 you are not the father.
This is a picture of a pregnant lady's ultrasound revealing beyond the shadow of a doubt that she's giving birth to Venom. That...is pretty bad news. Right up there with "your scheduled program could not be recorded due to insufficient space". OH GOD, NOT 'GOSSIP GIRL'! No word if Spiderman plans on catching the thing in a web as soon as it comes out, but now I'm flashing back to that birth video they made us all watch in 10th grade health class and I'm getting a little -- what's the word? "Pukey?" No -- INTERESTED. Just kidding, vomiting pretty hard over here.
Sonogram reveals that woman is giving birth to the supervillain Venom [io9]
Thanks to Tony, who agrees the miracle of life is way more interesting when what comes out is a mystery. Wait, WHAT?!
You see that chair? Yeah, well imagine it with no glass seat and being lowered upon its spike with ropes. Did that just make your ass cry big brown tears of sadness? Because it should have. Known as the Judas Chair, the stool was used as a torture device back in the day (po... / Continue →
This is a shot of DeviantARTist Hearte42's ultrasound, which looks suspiciously like Emperor Palpatine. Will the boy grow up to a megalomaniac, crazed for ultimate power? No, because it's a girl. I'm kidding, I don't know what it is but it's definitely not a turtle. Right? ... / Continue →
Note: Probably NSFW video is after the jump because I don't want any crying robot babies popping out and slopping on the front page.
This is a video of a robotic vagina giving birth complete with the most terrifying sounds I've ever heard in my 29 years of existence (not even ... / Continue →