This is a peek at Hasbro's (OMG -- I has bros too!) upcoming 'My First Transformer' toy line. It was designed for young children and people like me who would try to eat and subsequently choke on the wheels of a regular Transformer. My first Transformer? My first transformer was a stick that turned into the sword that I'd stab my brother with.
Hit the jump for shots of the toys rolled out, one of which looks suspiciously like he has a peenor (it's the race car).
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Thanks to Chris C., whose first Transformer was a G.I. Joe whose legs broke off. Um, Chris? That was not a Transformer, that was a handicapped action figure.