This is a peek at Hasbro's (OMG -- I has bros too!) upcoming 'My First Transformer' toy line. It was designed for young children and people like me who would try to eat and subsequently choke on the wheels of a regular Transformer. My first Transformer? My first transformer was a stick that turned into the sword that I'd stab my brother with.
Hit the jump for shots of the toys rolled out, one of which looks suspiciously like he has a peenor (it's the race car).
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Thanks to Chris C., whose first Transformer was a G.I. Joe whose legs broke off. Um, Chris? That was not a Transformer, that was a handicapped action figure.
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Mattel's new 'Totally Stylin' Barbie doll comes with a bunch of sticker tattoos you can apply all over her forehead and neck to make her look way more totally stylin'. Make her a little R2-D2 backpack and that is one fine piece of plastic ass (note to self: verify Barbie's age... / Continue →
Apparently this Mickey Mouse-Transformer mashup was on display at this week's Tokyo Toy Forum and is being manufactured for sale late next month. The morphing mouse will set you back about 40 pieces of cheese and is perfect for both Disney and Transformer fans. Plus, if you k... / Continue →