A new species of wonk-eyed chameleon (Brookesia micra) has been discovered in Madagascar, and only reaches a scant 29mm when full grown. That...seems pretty small. The guy in the picture though? He looks kinda big. "You do realize that's just a match and not a tiki torch, right?" *brain explodes sending penises flying*
Thanks to Rev Dr Dom, who isn't a real reverend or doctor but whom I still solicit for spiritual and medical advice.