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Sleeping With Sith: Darth Maul Lightsaber Nightlight

February 13, 2012 in afraid of the dark, bedroom, cutting your own arm off in your sleep, darth maul, different strokes for different folks, i'm not afraid of the dark but i am afraid of ghosts, luke i am your nightlight, nightlight, nightmares, sith, sleeping at night, star wars, sure why not

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Similar to this lightsaber nightlight except dual-bladed and only available in red comes this Darth Maul version. It can be mounted vertically or horizontally and, as you can see, looks great next to a single bed. Emphasis on single.

Give into the dark side of the Force, and construct your own Darth Maul edition double-bladed Lightsaber Room Light. Mount it to your wall and activate its dual red glowing blades! Includes fun and informative educational guide.

Wait -- a fun and informative educational guide is included with every saber?! *orders ten* "It says your credit card has been declined." *embarrassed* Try it again -- I'm sure the magnetic strip is just being screwy. "It says insufficient funds." DON'T JUDGE ME, MAYBE MY IDENTITY WAS STOLEN.

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Darth Maul Lightsaber Wall Light [nerdapproved]

Thanks to bb, who isn't afraid of the dark but will freak the f*** out if the closet door is open.

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  • Is this one of the kids beds with storage I've seen in malls? It really looks like this one.

  • Nat

    i llllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee  it

  • Jadis

    only a single bed? Well, someone has to be on top then. You be Han Solo and I'll be the Red chick with the tentacles or horns or w/e. LOL

  • ? ?

    isnt darth maul the bad guy?

    wouldnt that just facilitate more bad dreams?

    why not in jedi blue?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    ...because nothing says "educational" like 'The Phantom Menace'!

  • That picture of it mounted next to a bed is a terrible photoshop job. The blades are casting no light on the wall, but have a shadow and the lighting on the hilt doesn't match the rest of the room at all. this thing looks like it probably just has a couple of LEDs in that shine toward the ceiling and floor and nothing to actually simulate the beams.

  • n_a_a_s

     idiot.... who would waste the fucking time shopping something as simple as that.  DAISY doesn't even think it's shopped, clearly you watched too much star trek

  • That's a really small bed...

  • That looks quite crappy.
    And, I'm sorry GW but who would want to steal your identity. It's not like you're Clark Kent...or are you?

  • n_a_a_s

    someone mounted a lightsaber plaque on the wall, leaves the saber on all night & calls it a nightlight.... brilliant

  • V_Ferg

    This would be so much cooler if it could spin.  So close to perfection...

  • n_a_a_s

    the idea of spinning it makes me wonder if it can be made into a sith clock.

    'hey bro, what time is i.' BBZZZZEEUUU!! cutinhalf!!!!!

    '...it's sith o'clock' ahahhaaahhaahaahaaaaa!!!!!!

  • dp_187

    Single bed for forever alone guy

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