Sleeping With Sith: Darth Maul Lightsaber Nightlight

February 13, 2012

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Similar to this lightsaber nightlight except dual-bladed and only available in red comes this Darth Maul version. It can be mounted vertically or horizontally and, as you can see, looks great next to a single bed. Emphasis on single.

Give into the dark side of the Force, and construct your own Darth Maul edition double-bladed Lightsaber Room Light. Mount it to your wall and activate its dual red glowing blades! Includes fun and informative educational guide.

Wait -- a fun and informative educational guide is included with every saber?! *orders ten* "It says your credit card has been declined." *embarrassed* Try it again -- I'm sure the magnetic strip is just being screwy. "It says insufficient funds." DON'T JUDGE ME, MAYBE MY IDENTITY WAS STOLEN.

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Darth Maul Lightsaber Wall Light [nerdapproved]

Thanks to bb, who isn't afraid of the dark but will freak the f*** out if the closet door is open.

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  • Is this one of the kids beds with storage I've seen in malls? It really looks like this one.

  • Nat

    i llllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee  it

  • Jadis

    only a single bed? Well, someone has to be on top then. You be Han Solo and I'll be the Red chick with the tentacles or horns or w/e. LOL

  • ? ?

    isnt darth maul the bad guy?

    wouldnt that just facilitate more bad dreams?

    why not in jedi blue?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    ...because nothing says "educational" like 'The Phantom Menace'!

  • That picture of it mounted next to a bed is a terrible photoshop job. The blades are casting no light on the wall, but have a shadow and the lighting on the hilt doesn't match the rest of the room at all. this thing looks like it probably just has a couple of LEDs in that shine toward the ceiling and floor and nothing to actually simulate the beams.

  • n_a_a_s

     idiot.... who would waste the fucking time shopping something as simple as that.  DAISY doesn't even think it's shopped, clearly you watched too much star trek

  • That's a really small bed...

  • That looks quite crappy.
    And, I'm sorry GW but who would want to steal your identity. It's not like you're Clark Kent...or are you?

  • n_a_a_s

    someone mounted a lightsaber plaque on the wall, leaves the saber on all night & calls it a nightlight.... brilliant

  • V_Ferg

    This would be so much cooler if it could spin.  So close to perfection...

  • n_a_a_s

    the idea of spinning it makes me wonder if it can be made into a sith clock.

    'hey bro, what time is i.' BBZZZZEEUUU!! cutinhalf!!!!!

    '...it's sith o'clock' ahahhaaahhaahaahaaaaa!!!!!!

  • dp_187

    Single bed for forever alone guy

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