Real Life Michelin Man (Read: Woman) Goes On Nude Car Stomping Rampage

Note: NSFW version of the nude tire mascot doing her thing HERE.

Also, inb4 'Do you see what happens, Larry?!'

Seen here pissed a Volvo driver opted for Goodyears instead of Michelin, a woman baring a striking resemblance to the Michelin man prepares to teach their windshield a thing or two about brand loyalty. Or....something.

A woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church in Noe Valley, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.

The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.

Smart thinking, John. Never, EVER press charges against a genuinely crazy person. If you thought the first thing they did was worth pressing charges over, just wait till the SECOND thing they do now that you've actually gone and made them angry.

Hit the jump for a shot of the windshield after she was done with it.

Heavy crime in the naked city [sfgate]
and
Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley [sfist]

Thanks to Zombiepartz and Jason, who agree she's got a certain Stay-Puft charm about her.

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