This is a creepy deaky Jabba the Hutt birthday cake made by DeviantARTist KatesKakes for...Henry. I'm not sure how old Henry was turning but my guess is five. "I guess 38!" You suck at guessing. Regardless of how you feel about this Jabba, I think we can all agree it blows that shitty-ass CG version George decided to include in the re-release out of the water. You hear that George? Owned by a f***ing cake!
Thanks to Jeremy, who isn't celebrating Valentine's Day because he insists it's a made-up holiday. That or he just got dumped. "Wow -- you're rude." Relax, I actually know him and he really did just get dumped.