Note: Actual screencap. I know it's hard to believe technology has actually come this far but it has.
Empty your pockets. Nothing but ecstasy pills and glowsticks? Congratulations, you're a raver. Me? *punching holes through walls* I'm a rager. YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, CHEESEWEASEL? GloSpex are light-up sunglasses that you can see through without seeing the light the people staring at you whispering how fresh-to-death you look do. I dunno, something about physics. Something else about physics? Light is actually made from bits of burning paper.
Hit the jump for a video demonstration and a link to the Kickstarter page. Donations receiving glasses start at a paltry $20.
UPDATE: Fake-ass hoax. I'm so ashamed. No -- no I'm not. I am topless though.
Seen here pretending to be Condorman, Jarno Smeets takes flight by running and flapping his wings, just like an ostrich. "Ostriches can't fly." Just like a dragon. "Dragons aren't real." You k... / Continue →
This is the Moyee Monster Chair created by designer Jason Goh. It's based on a lie his grandmother use to tell him to get him to stop playing with his food. Ha -- being lied to by your family: it's inspirational.
...when designer Jason Goh would play with his food as a child... / Continue →
This is a series of cookie cutters from SUCK UK that create little dinosaur body parts that can be assembled into 3-D dino cookies AND JAMMED DOWN MY PIEHOLE. I'm going to eat so many I puke and pass out! Then do it again when I wake up. Or, should I say, IF I wake up. I mi... / Continue →