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Point Me To The Rave!: GloSpex Light-Up Sunglasses

February 1, 2012 / count me in, dancing around swinging glowsticks like your heart's about to explode, do want, looking dope, looking dopey, of course i just f***ing donated these things are legit!, rave, sunglasses, the future is now, these are gonna be all the rage you just watch, video, yes please

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Note: Actual screencap. I know it's hard to believe technology has actually come this far but it has.

Empty your pockets. Nothing but ecstasy pills and glowsticks? Congratulations, you're a raver. Me? *punching holes through walls* I'm a rager. YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, CHEESEWEASEL? GloSpex are light-up sunglasses that you can see through without seeing the light the people staring at you whispering how fresh-to-death you look do. I dunno, something about physics. Something else about physics? Light is actually made from bits of burning paper.

Hit the jump for a video demonstration and a link to the Kickstarter page. Donations receiving glasses start at a paltry $20.

GloSpex Kickstarter Page
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GloSpex light-up shades come from an alternate cyberpunk reality [dvice]

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There are Comments

  • I ordered these when this was blogged. When did I get them? Today.

  • echo, echo, echo...

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  • Definately going to need this at the next rave...it's going to make people trip balls

  • Would probably attract the younger crowd he wants if he didn't have an old man in the video.
     

  • McfeelySmackup

    I remember Zany Zappers...I guess he didn't know this was invented 30 years ago.

  • arcaneaddict

    Just looked at the kickstarter site. The Glowspec proj was canceled?

  • He must have lost faith in his project. The Kickstarter page says,

    FUNDING CANCELED
    Funding for this project was canceled by the project creator about 13 hours ago.

  •  Check out the updates section of the page.  His first project just recently ran out of time.  He started a new one for the same product, with a new goal that has been reached already.

  • Even though the project on the link has been cancelled, he has released it again... I've ordered two, hopefully I should get them by April... XD

  •  Your optometrist will be happy to hear this.

  • When did it become the early 90's again?
    I wish somebody had told me!
    I must be sooooo late for school - I'll get detention for sure.

  • Steven Gonz

    The page states that this project has been canceled.

  • Just a quick note on how Kickstater works...money doesn't leave your bank unless the project is successfully funded. Not successful=no money loss.

  • Drake Johnston

    sigh... kinda want some.

  • So how does Kickstarter work?  Will that $11,000 ever be seen by those 290 or so people ever again?

    I'm at least guessing that they won't ever receive a pair of these glasses.

  • he sounds like Johnathan Frakes.

  • if anyone, he sounds more like Brent Spiner to me...

  • Guest

    LOL "Funding for this project was canceled by the project creator 28 minutes ago."

  • "Where we're going, we don't NEED...........roads."

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