New Record For Most Expensive Starbucks Drink
Seen here putting Colonel Sanders to shame in the dapper department, Geekologie Reader and possible future caffeine overdoser Logan got a gift card from Starbucks and decided to do what any red-blooded American would: milk it for all it's worth. But not regular milk -- soy milk. Starbucks coffee additive options joke! Per Logan 'perma-twitch' Warren himself:
Armed with my Starbucks Rewards card, I decided to take the opportunity to find out just how much money I could pour into a Trenta--Starbucks' whopping 31 ounce cup! After about a half-hour with a laughing barista, we created the most expensive drink possible: one Java Chip Frappuccino in a Trenta cup, 16 shots of espresso, a shot of soy milk, caramel flavoring, banana puree, strawberry puree, vanilla beans, Matcha powder, protein powder, and a drizzle of caramel and mocha.
The drink apparently has over 1,400mg of caffeine -- around 7-14 regular cups of coffee worth. That...is a lot. Still not enough to get me out of bed in the morning, but nothing is. I'm depressed, guys.