Might Come In Handy: The Urine Health Chart

February 15, 2012


Come in handy -- get it? Like your wiener when you're peeing! "I don't touch it when I pee." DON'T TRY TO JUSTIFY NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS.

This is a chart from the Boy Scouts of America that offers a general indication of your dehydration based on the color of your urine. I don't know what the hell is going on at the top of the chart, but I've never pissed peach before. Just remember: if your pee's brown you're in serious trouble. Ooooooooooor can't tell the difference between your penis and b-hole.

Urine Color Chart [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Clark, who claims he didn't learn anything in the Boy Scouts except how to tie knots. Me? I LEARNED HOW TO SURVIVE (my troop accidentally left me on camping trip).

  • BriteSkittle

    What also makes a person's urine dark is their diet: eating a lot of meats makes the urine dark as well. When the urine is dark it means the kidneys are working too hard to clean the blood (they are filters) so the lighter the pee the less work your kidneys work so you can have working kidneys longer!

    Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

  • To maintain the proper balance PH drink water with Coral Mine every day. This water, having a pH of between of 9 and 11, will first neutralize harmful stored acid wastes, and if you consume it every day, will gently remove them from your body. Yet, since the water is ionized, it will not leach out valuable alkaline minerals like calcium, magnesium, potassium, or sodium.
    Japanese doctors have treated their patients for over four decades with alkaline water. They believe that the immune system looses its power to throw off disease when the body becomes too acidic. They advocate drinking alkaline water, eating alkaline foods.

  • So is lilac not a good colour for my urine to be?

  • Taryn Conner

    This is on the walls of Marine Corps basic training bathrooms. It's good stuff to know.

  • DomPearceDesign

    Noble intent aside, I'm ever so slightly disturbed by the fact boy scouts are taking an interest in my urine content. I have the feeling this may lead to an arrest of some description eventually...

  • Hanadulset

    i've always pee'd a medium light shade of yellow and i've never keeled over from dehydration. so PISS off, boyscouts

  • berend spruijt

    well thats funny was drinking alot of beer yesterday...no color.

    when i woke up and took a piss dark yellow...

    geus i need to keep drinking beer..

  • Andrew St. Andrew

    why did you stop?

  • zakany

    He probably had to pee.

  • berend spruijt

    because sesame street was over, and i had to go to bed.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    Uh Oh...

  • James Mcelroy

    I guess I always need to drink water NOW

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