Math, The Language Of Love: Heart Equation
Want to give that special lady something without actually spending any coconuts? Make her a heart with your graphing calculator! Tell her it's your heart. Tell her in high school you traded it to a wizard that lives in your calculator in exchange for not failing Calculus but you've since repaid your debt to the wizard by hooking him up on a date with a protractor. Tell her now you want her to have your heart. But, WARNING: she's probably gonna cry. Get it? Because you're a f***ing liar and a cheapskate!
Send This Love Equation to Your Nerdy Valentine [gizmodo]
Thanks to grizz, who agrees you should still send all your bros the BatEquation today.
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I wish I'd been this clever in high school. Unfortunately for my early love life, I was not. If only I had a time machine I could go back in time and pass Leslie Labia a cute note like this instead of the one I did. God, the embarrassment. It read, "Mrs. Martin, I shat my p... / Continue →
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This is a video of a Rube Goldberg machine built for Valentine's Day. The couple set it into motion as soon as they come in the door, then proceed to get all hot and heavy while it does its thing. Not gonna lie, I was half worried I was gonna see dude's wiener before it was a... / Continue →
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Note: Larger version HERE in case you're determined to count how many individual blocks make up each heart (SPOILER: 95. I counted -- twice). Seen here looking suspiciously veinless (VAMPIRES!) two lovas show off their matching Tetris tattoos as a sign of...something. Love ... / Continue →
