You may have already seen this if you watch the commercials between The Walking Dead or visited the internet yesterday, but zombies scare me and I was at the doctor's office all day getting probed the whole time trying to figure out out where my superhuman strength and unnaturally good looks come from. Just kidding -- weird rash. This is a trailer for Mass Effect 3 titled 'Take Earth Back'. The game comes out two weeks from today on March 6th, and I've got a whole lot of catching up to do on other games before I can even play. Get it? Because I'll have to trade them in for store credit so I can afford a new one. I...should start panhandling.
UPDATE: Bonus extended cut added as well.
Hit the jump for the I better get to bang another alien and not just Tali the lobster girl again.
Note: No screencap can do the trailer justice, just watch it.
Borderlands -- hands down one of my favorite first-person shooters. I've been a little skeptical about the sequel still having the same apocalyptic old-western feel to it and not turning into an all-out militaristi... / Continue →
Mass Effect III comes out TOMORROW and here I am fantasizing about hacking my way through a legion of redcoats with a f***ing hatchet -- WTF is wrong with me? "Everything." HA -- that's what the doctor said too. You know what I told him? I could smell your breath when you w... / Continue →
Remember the Mario/Portal mashup game we were teased with last year? Well it's finally out and available for free download. Goodbye productivity! "I wasn't going to do anything today anyways." Same here -- but don't tell our bosses that! The final game has all kinds of ext... / Continue →