Takara Tomy's Gurefuru Chuchu juicer makes juice in any citrus fruit by churning the guts inside into a drinkable slurry. Mmmm, fresh orange brains. "That's a tomato, dummy." Making fun of the colorblind -- REAL F***ING COOL BRO.
Just take the Gurefuru Chuchu, use the "leaf" to open up a little hole and then insert the main character-themed part ("Mr. Gurefuru") into the top of the fruit. Twist him round lots of times for around one minute to churn up all the insides of the fruit and then take him out again. Now just use a conventional straw slurp up ("chuchu") the delicious and refreshing juice you've created!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Will it work with raw meat?!" No, that's not what I was thinking. I was thinking about training my dog to write so I could play more video games. "You should -- it would probably be way better anyways!" I...am gonna pretend your cat wrote that.
Hit the jump for a worthwhile (read: wack) commercial and a link to the product site.