Lady Texting While Walking Eats It During Live News
Seen here on the far right about to wish she'd just called instead, a texting woman unknowingly prepares to fall down two stairs and eat the ground. No word on how it tasted, but my guess is pretty f***ing good considering she ate so much she couldn't back get up.
Hit the jump for the shittiest parkour trick ever.
Thanks to Sash and carrie, who don't text and walk because they like their noses they way they are: not bloody and crooked.