Frontload It Into My Mouth!: Construction Plates

This is a series of ceramic 'Transportation Plates' from designer Boguslaw Sliwinski. I dunno, they seem more like half transportation and half CONSTRUCTION plates to me, but what do I know? I know my name isn't Boguslaw, so I'm pretty confident I'm in the right here. As you can see, they make the perfect plates for the person on a 20 calorie diet. *counting* "Jesus, GW, please tell me you're not actually counting out the number of peas to eat." What? NO -- these are going in my butt. "And the celery stick?" To make sure they stay up there.

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Transportation Plates Make Dinner a Moving Experience [gizmodo]

Thanks to william, who eats like a real man: standing over the sink with his sandwich wrapped in a paper towel.

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