For The Ladies: Artlashes, Laser-Cut Paper Eyelashes
Because sometimes I like to get in touch with my feminine side (read: slip into one of my girlfriend's thongs and sass around in front of the bathroom mirror telling myself I'm a pretty lady), I can appreciate things like this. Also, the freedom your buttcheeks experience in a thong and how hard it is to high-kick in heels.
Fascinating to behold, these beautifully crafted 'artlashes' are available in five striking designs, each infused with symbolic meaning rooted in Chinese culture (it says here). Choose from Deer & Butterfly (free, beautiful and sensitive), Under the Sea (secret treasures), Peonies (happiness and good fortune), Peaches (love and romance) and Peacock (auspicious and lucky days).
Each $19 pair is made from 100% paper and allegedly reusable if you're delicate when removing them. Me? One time an eyelash got in my eye and I got so pissed off I pulled all my hair out. "ALL of it?" All of it, including pubes. "I bet you look like a freak!" I...look like Lord Voldemort.
Hit the jump for a shot of all the different designs and a link to the product page.
Thanks to bb, who doesn't need paper eyelashes because her eyes shine like two jewelllllls in the sky -- her back is straight, her hair is smooth, on the pillow where she liiiiiiiiies.