For The Ladies: Artlashes, Laser-Cut Paper Eyelashes

February 24, 2012


Because sometimes I like to get in touch with my feminine side (read: slip into one of my girlfriend's thongs and sass around in front of the bathroom mirror telling myself I'm a pretty lady), I can appreciate things like this. Also, the freedom your buttcheeks experience in a thong and how hard it is to high-kick in heels.

Fascinating to behold, these beautifully crafted 'artlashes' are available in five striking designs, each infused with symbolic meaning rooted in Chinese culture (it says here). Choose from Deer & Butterfly (free, beautiful and sensitive), Under the Sea (secret treasures), Peonies (happiness and good fortune), Peaches (love and romance) and Peacock (auspicious and lucky days).

Each $19 pair is made from 100% paper and allegedly reusable if you're delicate when removing them. Me? One time an eyelash got in my eye and I got so pissed off I pulled all my hair out. "ALL of it?" All of it, including pubes. "I bet you look like a freak!" I...look like Lord Voldemort.

Hit the jump for a shot of all the different designs and a link to the product page.


Product Site
Pretty Paper Eyelash Extensions [incrediblethings]

Thanks to bb, who doesn't need paper eyelashes because her eyes shine like two jewelllllls in the sky -- her back is straight, her hair is smooth, on the pillow where she liiiiiiiiies.

  • Wow this is brilliant.

  • Well I really love them and so cute too!

  • Tiffany Davis

    I seen a pic of Effie from The Hunger Games wearing these! Perfect if you wanna dress up for the midnight showing!

  • Corgiorg

    Do not want. 

  • I was pretty sure that said ponies and not peonies.  I went to see ponies on paper fake eyelashes.  DENIED.  :(

  • Christine Hooker

    I want these SO HARD.

  • lorobird

    very pretty!

  • Jadis


  • n_a_a_s

    LED eyeballs, now that would be cool

  • How would that work?

  • n_a_a_s

    Well, probably by replacing the retina with a diode, then covering it with a glass eye.  That would glow nicely & there you go.  Now if someone decided to add focusing optics to their glass eye controlled by their optic nerve, they'd be able to shoot laser beams exactly where they're looking anytime they wanted with 100% accuracy

  • So you would look cool but not be able to see?

  • n_a_a_s

    well at least you'd look cool

  • If you did it with just one eye you could look like Kano from Mortal Kombat.

  • n_a_a_s


  • Wow! They are wonderful.
    I want peacock lashes.

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