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Fire In Your Hole!: Hot As Hell Naga Chilli Vodka

February 28, 2012 / boogies, chug it! chug it! chug it!, count me in, do want, hot, i used to have a hot-sauce and tequila shot named after me at the underground pub in blacksburg virginia, i would drink that, iffy, let's do this!, peppers, plus it'll strip the brown off your a-hole!, some like it hot, video, vodka

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Naga Chilli Vodka is vodka infused with naga chillis. Naga chillis are hot as shit. The finished product rates a solid 100,000 units on the Scovilles scale (a measure of capsaicin content). For some references everyone can appreciate, Sriracha sauce is only 2,200 SHU's, and Taco Bell Fire sauce a pathetic 500. Pfft -- and you have the nerve to call it fire! For shame, Taco Bell (but I'm still coming for lunch). No idea what the hell the purpose of hot-as-hell vodka is, but who knows, maybe it's good in a Bloody Mary. The only thing I KNOW FOR A FACT it would be good in is an unsuspecting friend's mouth. Same for boogers!

Hit the jump for some news reporters f***ing their mouths up with the stuff. No fair -- drinking on air is like my dream job!

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Thanks to PYY, who agrees if you can't stand the heat DO NOT try funneling chilli vodka up your b-hole.

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There are Comments

  • I'll try this...like a boss! With hot pepper shot glasses.

  • Philip scofield needs to MTFU

  • Apparently "100,000 on the Scoville scale" means absolutely nothing to these people...  I love how they hear it, she says "oh my God" then they all proceed to casually take a sip of it.

    Do you think they would've just taken a bite of a mild habanero if they were handed one and told it was 100,000 Scoville units?

  • Those noble, noble journalists. What won't they do in the pursuit of truth? Brings new meaning to the term "fire water."

  • JasonRisenburg

    I have to pop in on this one. I am allergic to all types of peppers that have 
    capsaicin. I makes me have nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.  I am pretty sure this beverage would KILL me. does anyone besides me have this genetic defect?

  • You just got BURNED!

  • jeffreyjakubowski

    i can only imagine the hangover shits this would produce.

  • Cody Hufstetler

     I have a feeling this stuff wouldn't feel good mingled with stomach acid and coming back up either.

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