This is a video of a Russian driving on his way to work at the local vodka distillery outside Saint Petersburg (everybody in Russia works at a vodka distillery in my mind) when a power station explodes. Did I mention he's listening to John Lennon's "Imagine" while it all goes down? I did -- IN THE TITLE. You know what I would've done if I was driving to work and saw a giant explosion in front of me? TURNED AROUND AND DRIVEN TILL I HIT AN OCEAN. Then started swimming. Then f***ed a shark.
Hit the jump for the yeaaaaaaah, I'm just gonna call in sick today. You mean drunk? The Russian flu.
A Russian Power Substation Explosion Caught on Video [obviouswinner]
Thanks to khz, who would have driven straight for the blast and had sex with whatever radioactive mutant emerged.