This is the 'Super Sexy Dress' from Greek Etsy seller LinaSpyroS (aka Lina Petrauskiene). It has a giant hole in the back to show off your buttcrack. Although, if you bent over, I wouldn't be surprised to find out it showed a little more than that. I'M TALKING BARE BUTTHOLE, FOLKS. I'm not sure if it's supposed to be worn commando or with underwear, but you wouldn't catch me sitting on a city bus wearing it bare-bottomed. Get it? Because I'd be too busy struttin' my ass down the sidewalk! *practicing sassy-walk* "...You do know you have toilet paper stuck between your buttcheeks, right?"
YOU KNOW I SUCK AT WIPING I like to accessorize.
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CRACK KILLS: Super Sexy Butt Cleave Dress [incrediblethings]
Thanks to TAITTDV, who promised to make me a pants version so I don't look so ridiculous wearing a dress.
This is a pair of single spiral high heel (that's kind of similar to this thing) from designer Julian Hakes. It looks like something you'd see in a cheesy futuristic movie. It's not though, it's a real shoe and you can buy them in a bunch of different colors for around $205. ... / Continue →
Inb4 break a leg, getting a leg up, vagina muscles look terrifying, my girl dog lifts her leg to pee on trees like a guy dog, etc, etc.
Black Milk, best known for being entirely unsafe to drink, is back at the crazy leggings/bathing suit game, this time with a pair of leggings... / Continue →
Excuse me miss, I think you forgot something. "Yes?" A scrunchie!
Wrangler, a brand best known for conjuring up images of tight-assed cowboys whenever you think of them, is releasing the world's first line of moisturizing jeans for ladies. Hey -- I like my legs to feel soft... / Continue →