You've Gotta Be Kidding Me: Eyeball Fence Piercings
Note: Consider this a sort of retroactive 'picture is graphic' warning.
I just...wow. I mean, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Brobro better pray the faux toughguy look is enough to keep him out of a fight, because he takes one punch to the face and he's losing both of those f***ing eyeballs.
Thanks to My Parents Loved Me, who -- I see what you did there!