They're not universal?
Somebody sent their mom to the store for a PS3 controller and she came back with an X-Box one. So what did they do? Sent her back to exchange it without even giving her a decent lie to cover the mistake. Now it's here on the internet for everyone to make fun of. God, she was doing you a favor, you know? You DID come out of her vagina. You could have just told her to say 'wrong color'. You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
The Infinite Agony Of Tech Retail Condensed Into One Image [nerdapproved]
Thanks to Wilmersama, who doesn't give reasons for returning things, just a stink-eye.