Space Invaders: apparently they're not just really crappy 8-bit spaceships like I was hoping. They...are much, MUCH more terrifying. Not gonna lie, if it came down to having to fight these things to save earth I'd probably just say
"f*** it" "I'm way too drunk for this shit" and swallow my cyanide capsule. And speaking of space invaders -- there was this creeper on the bus the other day that kept inching closer and closer to me until we were actually touching butts. I MADE HIM MY BOYFRIEND.
3D Space Invaders Extreme Almost Looks TOO Real [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Killa Hertz, who has ZERO regard for personal space and WILL touch your hair without asking.