Nice Try, Furry!: Chewbacca Bandolier Hoodie
Seen here being modeled by a VERY feminine looking dude, this $70 hoodie from Hot Topic (who else?) makes you look like everybody's favorite wookie. "Nope, my favorite's Tyvokka." Ugh, of COURSE he is, you're special. Thankfully, the hoodies are an online exclusive, so you can sleep easy at night knowing yours wasn't masturbated in by some furry at the mall.
Hit the jump for one more shot you'd swear is a woman's face.
Thanks to Dean, who had to call the fire department after trying to recreate the burning Ewok village scene in the woods behind his house.