You know what sucks about dress pants? Everything. They're poorly shaped, rigid, uncomfortable, don't breathe, and cause a dutch-oven effect that make your balls sweat and stick to your boxers. Ugh, my penis is shivering just thinking about it. Kidding, I'm swinging him around in circles because I'm wearing athletic shorts and no underwear. Enter Betabrand's $90 Dress Pant Sweatpants, they're SURPRISE!: sweatpants that look like dress pants. *slapping ass* GO GET YOUR COMFY ON, SON *coughing* and some f***ing deodorant!
Hit the jump for a bunch more pictures of the casual Monday-Friday.
Thanks to Shane and cocteau, who both asked what I normally wear to the office. Nothing but a frown.