This is a video of a dove getting its flippity-flap on right at the camera in super slow-motion. It looks like an angel. Just kidding, it looks like it's about to drop a white and purpleberry payload on your favorite dress shirt. True story: one time a seagull shat right on my head when I was dolphin watching on a boat in Florida. Back me up, Merman -- you were there. "Tickle my salty seaballs first." What the -- I don't care if they believe me that much.
Hit the jump for this video and another worthwhile one of a dove taking off from the side with a wack-ass choice of soundtrack.
Thanks to bb, who actually IS an angel and doesn't fly anything like that (she uses a jetpack).