'If I Die' App Publishes A Pre-Recorded Message To Your Facebook Friends After You Croak

January 18, 2012


'If I Die' is a Facebook app that allows you to record a video or written message prior to kicking the bucket, then uploads it to your profile after three friend "trustees" verify your death. What's going to stop them from getting together and publishing it prior to you actually dying? God, nothing I hope! I WANT THE DIRT. Also, don't you think it's a little vain to think people will care about what you have to say on Facebook after you're dead? I mean nobody even gives a shit now! Oh really? Is the traffic really bad today? SHUT THE F*** UP. Even your mom unsubscribed to your news feed and she only joined Facebook in the first place to keep an eye on you!

Hit the jump for a couple crappy videos and a link to the app so you too can flash your privates post-mortem.

App Page on Facebook
Official Site

Thanks to Weaselmouse, stephen, Cherry84, IMMORTAL and Bear, who all recorded messages that begin, "if you're listening to this, the Illuminati have finally gotten me..."

  • Claudia Escobedo

    What if my trustees only want to watch the message... 

  • Ryan Dempsey

    There should be more than three trustees...A number of premature deaths occur in traffic accidents where your best friend(s) and trustee(s) may be present. 

  • what if someone of my trustees die?? 

  • Isn't a "Will" ment to be your last messages to your loved ones?

  • I want an app that will post one new message a day after I die to really freak people out.

  • Absolutely. Now an then it should post things like "The flames. OH THE FLAMES!!!" or "I totally watched you masturbate last night lol"

  • Fantastic! Now we're talkin'! That is the app I want.

  • Shouldn't it be called 'when i die'?

  • reclusivemoose

    There is the possibility of merging with our technology and becoming near omnipotent bio-engineered immortals.


  • People on FB don't care.  They're like the honeybadger; they just don't give a sh*t.

  • awesome

  • Sebastien Michael Mansfield

    OH dear god. What.

  • James A

    God damn GW, the first thing I thought about was waving my junk around on video. ftw.

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